Dr. Christian Schmidt

Dr. Christian Schmidt

Senior Copywriter

Was a literary scholar in a previous life. Compensates for a lack of body size with delusions of grandeur. Listens to music that makes others flee. A thoroughbred nerd and triathlete with a fear of water. Author of incredibly bad puns. Judging by his handwriting, he’s a physician, and it only takes him two minutes to turn any room into an explosion of notes and other things.

Dr. Christian Schmidt

Senior Copywriter

Was a literary scholar in a previous life. Compensates for a lack of body size with delusions of grandeur. Listens to music that makes others flee. A thoroughbred nerd and triathlete with a fear of water. Author of incredibly bad puns. Judging by his handwriting, he’s a physician, and it only takes him two minutes to turn any room into an explosion of notes and other things.